ironmacn:

some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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Legit I struggled for years with unnecessary lying as an adult because of how much is grown accustomed to needing to do it as a kid. It’s fucked up man.

lollytea:

lastoneout:

lollytea:

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

its cute

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virgoboy:

me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow

myself @ me: fuck you…

fagsexuality:

litreader:

fagsexuality:

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a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh

Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn

she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes

nobodyontheice:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

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